Posted 4 hours ago

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

(Source: memewhore)

Posted 4 hours ago

dutchster:

i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment

Posted 4 hours ago

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

Posted 4 hours ago
twerking-lester:

xlackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

twerking-lester:

xlackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

(Source: theangiec83)

Posted 4 hours ago

sexinabottle:

karameruru:

water-bottle-drop-warning:

I swear they all have Tumblr accounts

and the song is called unnatural selection tho.

"Nope, I’m listening to this in your bedroom as well."

(Source: muse-quotes)

Posted 4 hours ago

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

image

this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay)

Posted 4 hours ago

hi:

"i don’t like to eat late snacks at night, it’s not healthy"

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Posted 4 hours ago

meano-cappuccino:

have you ever thought about erasers. like how the fuck do they do the thing

Posted 4 hours ago

okaymoose:

shoresoftheshadowlands:

aperfectillusion:

lettersfromdua:

aperfectillusion:

Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.

Step 2: Click HERE

Step 3: Press f11

Step 4: Start typing frantically.

Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.

Step 6: ???????

Step 7: Profit

it helps if you roll your neck a few times, grunt and crack your knuckles. Trust me. 

Holy fucking shit. This has 80 thousand notes?!?!

THIS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN IT SHOULD BE

o H MY GDO

Posted 4 hours ago
  1. Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  2. Cashier: Are you 18?
  3. Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.